I kind of had a bad day today, but an email exchange with a close friend kept me laughing!
Dear Jess,
Please give my Tupperware back.
Best regards,
J
From: Jess
Sent: Friday, June 06, 2008 1:28 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: culinary adventure
Dear J,
I've reviewed your request for your Tupperware back, and in light of the snapware top at this time I have to deny the request.
Dear Jess,
Resistance is futile, you’ll be assimilated. Have a great day! J
Best regards,
You haven't considered how stubborn I am.
(alright, I'll let you get back to work! Don't mistake that kindness for a weakness)
Jess
To my assimilated subordinate:
It has been a long time since I had an opportunity of writing to you, and I gladly avail myself of the present opportunity. I am not certain that I will have a chance of sending this but I will write a few lines any how and try and get it off to let you know that I am among the living.
We have been on a raid into your house to find the Tupperware but I have not time to give you the particulars of our trip. I will write in a few days if I can get a chance to send it and write you a long one. I just came off of picket and found the boys all writing to send by a man that has been discharged who is going to start home this morning. I must close for fear I do not get to send my letter off. Write often I will get them some time. I will write every chance, do not be uneasy when you do not get letters, for when we are scouting around as we have been it is impossible to write or to send them off if we did write. We feel that we’re closing in on our objective and anxious to leave fire hell beast.
- J
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